Tom's braiN

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Jimmy Cream was keen, his brain was always willin',
I can't keep tabs on mine, it's really quite a joke.
I see him down the road, I ask if he'd be willing
To lend me 15p, I'm dying for a smoke.

Jan. 11, 2007 - I don't think there was ever a point in my life when my brain wasn't totally occupied with the thought of these very things that are vastly important to us all.

Oct. 07, 2006 - How I came about this I can't remember, (maybe Googling my name, no snickering, I bet you've done it) but I found something else that likes to bite back. Only this one has my name attached to it (I feel soooo proud), and it can kill ya too.

Apr. 22, 2006 - I love to eat, I love to eat, I love to eat, I love to eat. But sometimes the things I eat like to bite back.

Mar. 19, 2006 - I've always been interested in Physics (ok, I'm a nerd), but not your usual pulleys and levers crap. More into particle physics, quantum mechanics, stellar reactions, that kinda stuff. So I found this little app. for the Mac called Solscape and link, link, surf, surf, I find all this great footage of The Sun. Too Cool.

Dec. 14, 2005 - So there I am standing in the shower, lathering the naughty bits, attempting to conjure a short anecdote as a means to convey to you fine folks that tom's brain functions only slightly higher than your average clart. I then recalled an instance from my past that I think might accomplish that very thing.......... I thought it was funny.......... You may not.

Nov. 16, 2005 - Every once in a while I get these odd creative spurts. A few years ago one of those instances happened to include limericks. Why? I have no idea. But here's a few that I recently dug out of the inky depths of my brain.

Nov. 05, 2005 - Back in June I was out on a training ride ( I race bicycles ya see) and had an altercation with a truck. Surprisingly enough, the truck won. This short literary piece is a slightly exaggerated account of events after making my way back into town.